QUEERBASH AND OTHER SUCH STUFF

urgh. your blogger is exhausted. officially shattered.

just home from the queerbash! (for those not in know queerbash is a celebration of all things lgbt and is a charity night for the red ribbon project) i've been most years but tonight. i was bored.

there i said it.

i was bored.

not only was i bored - but I LEFT EARLY.

and i paid for a taxi home - i never do that! (dangerous i know)

but, the drag was fantastic, sheila fitzpatrick and madonna never fail to get a crowd into a frenzy and make me laugh, but i had to say, whoever got the musical lads to do so many numbers, bad choice. it was ok, don't get me wrong. but at ten to one all we wanted to do was dance and we couldn't because they were still going strong on the dance floor. it should have ended after their first number, people got bored. and all my friends left. actually left queerbash!

i feel bad saying i was bored as it was for charity and fuck it, i'll support anything the red ribbon puts on as its such a fantastic organisation. but i just felt bored.

my attention was gone once sharon arseburn and madonna finished. sharon's chicago piece had me in stiches! Also sheila fitspatrick's first number was amazing. really funny. and also those two lads are such nice people outside of drag as well. truely lovely people.

so,

in other news. the pirate came back today. offering me his 'services' in dublin in a few weeks time. delightfully, i realised, i am well shot. don't care. done over. gone. next! so sorry pirate but your ship has sailed!!!! (sorry about the pun too)

i want my bed! sob sob!

yea! heartful dodger is due back soon. any day now! full coverage soon!

night bitches!!!XXXXXXX

it's a hard hard life for some of us!

This is the face of someone who has been drinking since tuesday.

urgh.

i'm dying. so so bad. last night was ssssssttttttrrrrraaaaaannnnnnggggggeeeeee!

started out with my plans going askew. so i rang some people and Frank came to my rescue. we headed to the ceramic exhibtion, having chugged down a few glasses of wine we decided to go to a house party in Grove Island. Now i haven't been near Grove since I moved away 2 years ago. but it seemed like a good idea at the time! 

so off i went. entered the house which the walls were covered (glued) with fake grass, there were rainbows drawn in crayon and skins on the telly! so a quick chat uncovered that these were indeed second and first years, so we did a runner and left for the safety of town.

once in town we were completely shocked by an almost busy riddlers, had one pint, got bored so we headed to the countryside to a house party there. having had three glasses of wine, 2 and a half pints, i could take no more. and passed out on the couch. while being attacked by a kitten.

woke up this morning in a bed with no shoes on. frank saved me and deposited me in the bed so i could sleep. as i have a stomach bug and feel terrible a lot.

so after a length session this morning with rashers, wine and jambons, we headed out to town once more and i put on a trendy pair of glasses. i must walk to the other house soon. but alas I am very tired and there is a bed in this room!

i seem to be partying a lot these days. 

tuesday - pints with a friends boyfriend was bollocks

wed - a pint while watching dvds to cure my nerves

thurs - wine, cider while watching exhibitions and house parties

fri - queerbash.

tonight we all desend on bakers place for a lgbt night were we all come together in the name of the gay and dance!

next week is going to be mental as well.

mon - mad hatters tea party

tues -------

wed ------

thurs - down to bakers place to host the trash drag fashion show and work as a make-up artist!

fri - thinking of going down home for the weekend. sure why not? 

sun - back to limerick

mon - exams

tues - RAG WEEK BEGINS!!!

i am really excited about rag week. why i don't know. but i am deciding to party all week as it's my last ever rag week. so i have to do it fucking proper right?

so far i am really looking forward to the epiclectic picnic and the BBQ in the courtyard. should be a fantastic week. keep you posted with pics!

also will take a pic of the make-up tonight so you can see how the penny does dress!

topshop strikes again on a thursday

I actually like this clutch/purse thing. it's from topshop. i dunno would i use it. but i love the punk element to it. plus it would be handy as a break from my gold clutch purse as that gets annoying when your handbag is metallic too. i can't afford this. but i do like it

I have been asked to MC a trash drag fashion show in a weeks time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in bakers place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on the 5th of march!!!!!!!!!!!!

the condition is that i wear my usual miss penny dreadful eye make-up get up! fantastic!

grace jones!

i want this grace jones tank top. i want to have its children. it's sleeveless children.

performance

I feel so bad.
did my performance today. talking about break-ups while eating chocolate ice cream. sounds nice? until you realise it's a litre and you do 5 takes and your lactose intolerant!!!!!!!!!!!!
then its dangerous.
i feel ill.
seriously bad.
i need to go home to bed before i collaspe.
my legs are sore, i feel ill, naseated, dizzy, can't type. going to be sick. oh my god.
however.
lights off festival in kilkenny is going ahead. see inside for details tommorow

mad hatter new date

the mad hatter tea party is being moved. from sat next to the monday following. if you would like to attend. please let me know! paaaaaaarty. with tea.

clearly.

reminded again today how much i love my glasses. got them in london during the summer and am much in love with them. i don't think our love ever stopped. note the fake lip ring. i was really bored. i used to have my lip piercing three times but i took them out because i needed to get paid, which was not going to happen with metal in my face. miss my nose ring too.

how to waste half an hour on blogging

well, i had half an hour to waste.

college life is not the same without the heartful dodger here to amuse me and take me for tea. the heartful dodger is in London. buying things and some kind of wonderfuls.

full report upon return.

i. have. no. clothes. fact.

I am also about to make the most disgusting piece of sculpture ever. using my body.

being a HUGE m.i.a fan i was happy for her that she had a baby boy (well, as happy as i can be- which is not much as hate kids) but, a few weeks ago i posted a post about how shite the new collection from henry holland was. now this photo above is one of his pieces from said collection. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DOING ON A HEAVILY PREGNANT WOMAN????!!!!! agyness deyn also wore the piece (well, she is mr hollands BFF) and it looked awful. i stress that it is not the person. its the dress. its rotten. who in their right mind thought this one up? said it before and will say it again. mr holland. sort it out love!

a more serious topic.

the beating of rhianna (was it last week??) by chris brown. i've ranted about this before. but that was before i saw the above photo which was taken by police when they arrested chris brown for the assault. that poor girl. i can't imagine what it must be like. how someone who is suppose to love you can do that much damage to a person. i mean he bit her arms and legs. thats sick. i hope, i really hope that his career never recovers. (his music is terrible anyway) but i like rhianna. good haircut, lovely clothes, easy on the eye. music a bit crap but if your having a girly getting ready to go out session its a laugh. but this photo is awful. he beat her so badly she doesn't even look like herself. she has actual lumps on her forehead. who does that? i was impressed by how many people have turned their back on him since. good. i hope jay z beats the shit out of him like he threatened. or at least sit on him. jayz is a big lad. very big lad.

GO JAY Z GO! FLY MY PRETTY!!!! ok. thats enough caffeine for me today.

decided today as i was bored to make a list of things unattractive in man. since i got a little bit wasted last night and tried to think of them on my own :

1- NOT TEXTING : is shite. i hate men that can't text. you might not have anything interesting to say but it's nice to hear from you. it drives me crazy and really puts me off someone. fastest way to wind me up. fact.

2 - BAD FASHION SENSE : god. i really hate when men wear the most god awful clothes. its really deeply unattractive. it's like, ok, i know your mum is prob shopping for you but seriously is it too much to ask that you don't wear red shoes with lime green pants with a checked shirt?

3 - BAD SMELLS : i wont go too in depth here but god is it bad. when its bad. its really bad. a subsection of this includes farting, burping or any other kind of weird disgusting smelly carry on in my presence. its not big and it's not clever. sort it out!!!!!

4 - BAD MUSIC TASTE : oh no. i can't take anyone seriously who says they have a back collection of girl's aloud (well, in fairness, i'm the wrong gender to be hit on by men who have a girls aloud cd collection) or worse then that, the other crap artists such as britney or sugababes. i like a man who likes bob dylan, the rolling stones, sex pistols, modest mouse, justice, simian mobile disco. come on!

5 - SHITE BAD HAIR : using too much or not enough product, letting curly hair grow (never), cutting off long hair, grow one massive dreadlock.

actually on the dreadlock front : i have a weakness for men with dreads. i just for some reason go weak at the knees. mmmm....possibilty of headlice.....mmm....you can't imagine what does to a girl......(sarcastic)

the lord said, here, have a handbag, and penny said, ok

dear lord. if you can deliver this bag to my wardrobe. i promise the following :

1- i will go back to mass. (sometimes)

2 - I will stop doing bad things in abandoned churches. you know. allegedly you see all.

3 - i'll stop questioning that you can 'allegedly' see things.

4 - i'll give fags to scumbags who stop me looking for them

5 - that last one was a lie

6 - I'll eat more veg. kinda.

7 - I will reduce my swearing to only one swear per sentance.

and other such tripe.....PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I found it last weekend in the cresent shopping center in topshop (wherethe fuck else do i go) and it looked good on my shoulder. i could imagine clearly putting my stuff in it.

this is why i need a sugar daddy

acting the maggot.

i fucking hurt.

i walked to college today. it took me an hour. in heels. through the country. ow.
to make matters worse, i arrived half an hour early, have no money for food, no fags, no friends - all of which are at home in bed where i should be - and now i hurt.
why is life so cruel? groan.

anyway, thank god the fucking weekend is over and i dont have to go out anymore. spent most of my weekend beating off a hangover till i go out and do it again. thank god for my mad strength painkillers! all i'm saying!
this is a short blog this morning as there is nothing of interest on the websites today. i checked them all. i still haven't written my feb list of shit i want yet, oh well. i can dream on.....


and dream i have been......!!!!!!!!

.....a certain person has been featuring in my dreams of recent. well, maybe not my dreams but certainly my head when i least expect it. the rabbit. or the pirate?
unfortunatly the pirate.
again. what a let down.

it's always awkward when you bump into your ex's friends on the street, do you don't you say hello? it's even worse when you are hungover and look like shite. oh, and the ex's friend is ridey. mr. hello-i'm-hot. it was two years ago, maybe he forgot?
not. bloody. likey.

can i just shoot myself in the head and have done with it?

proof that designers get it wrong. this disgusting piece of tat is not from primark but actually fendi. god. since when did fendi start making clothes for dirty old flashers? gross. thats actually gross. i know fashion is enjoying a long 'moment' with fetish (and i couldn't support it more if i tried) but, this is just disgusting. it's wipe clean. nothing should be that wrong. oh fendi. why? more importantly, why €2,500 which is what this piece of opertunistic shite (spelling i know) is. wow. do you think we are idiots? proberely.

oooopsss....been very lazy this week about blogging. very lazy. been a mad one.

i still can't talk about what's going on exactly. annoying.

speaking of annoying :

those hookers on bebo! i don't care that you have a webcam! and that your horny! stop messaging me! argh!

ok, so lets see what i can find :

this is one of the topshop maxi black dresses. from unique. so beautiful. i have the one with both sleeves and it fits well, lasts you ages and suits every occasion. warning - shows a lot of ankle so wear nice shoes. all i'm saying! this dress was the best thing i have ever bought.

i am dying with the worst hangover known to man kind. i. feel. bad. the punishment fits the crime though, i had two shots last night. er, two shots and a lot of cider. this cider business must stop. it's causing me problems! 

went to wicked chicken. J bought me a cocksucking cowboy (to those non west cork people thats a butterball - thats the pg name!!!!!) haven't had one in ages. was  wearing my black dress with the silver sequins, purple leggings and gold ankle boots. in short an odd outfit. basically grabbed what i could find in the house before leaving. i had 5 mins. all my good clothes in a bag at the heartful dodgers house! no gold leggings, no leather leggings, no american apparel leggings. i had nothing to wear. cue panic attack in front of wardrobe where i contemptated a long mens white shirt for longer then i should have! 

loved my eye make-up though. never used pink before ( dunno why) but teamed with fab orchid the purple color it was something i was proud of. i mixed 5 different mac shades together to get a subtle.....oh sorry, i actually bored myself there.

and so it begins....i have 4 months. i am now looking for an outfit for the degree show. trying to find something nice. i loved my graduation outfit which was a skirt, vest and blazer. sounds manky but was actually lovely and now i am in need of a nice dress. should - and i will - i be performing. 

ok. i have to call an end to this. my head hurts waaaaaay too much for this kind of caper in the morning. gonna have me a lie down. and think about what i did.

mad hatters tea party

mwah! forgot to mention :

throwing a party on sat 28th, an evening of tea!

mad hatters tea party - finger food ! beer! tea! dvds! celebrations! sandwhiches! costume prizes! sparklers! costume! eyelash whores! music! oh my god what fun!

it's to celebrate something i can't reveal just yet. something a little bit crap and a little bit good. i dunno. will have to let you all know nearer the time how it goes.

also celebrate my thesis being finished. as i never properly did.

I'll have to get a costume now. i fancy being the white rabbit!!!!! i have some unused bunny ears and it's a bit crap but i thought it might be funny. not a slutty one. i actually will proberely - oh my god  brainwave. i'll be a ghetto white rabbit!!!

oh that was too much thinking. better lie down for a while

to snag an invite, text me, email me, message me, accost me in the street!

ssssooooooooo drunk and hungover and everything

boys are thick as mud.

that's it. i am off boys for a while. (the joys of being bisexual) in fact. i am off people for a while. walked around college today like a bear with a sore paw.  (hungover) grumbing at people instead of actual words. 

was drinking chocolate flavoured liqour and cider last night. oddly enough, i don't feel as bad as i have, i mean. 

5 x capri suns

1 x lucozade

1 x chicken kiev

1 x fry up

water

1 x diet coke

1 x afternoon nap

sorted me right out! done and dusted.

i have taken beatings before where i know ive hurt myself. my back and around my stomach actually hurt and feel bruised. which i think means i have over done it a bit too much. but meh, i'll be fine. there is no point in not drinking. i'm 23, that's what we do!

jesus i am so fucking bored.

nothing decent on any website today either! how dull! 

amusing myself with photos

lets pose. put on your red shoes and dance the blues. how to amuse yourself until the heartful dodger arrives

decided to ruin my girliness with nu rave sunglasses. aren't they beautiful? i've been after this pair for a while now. totally worth it.

curly hair and headband. so cute. feel all proper girly now!